176. Never in your box of water fittings is just the one right sized joiner to fix a leaky pipe. You must use at least 5 fittings to create a metre long monstrosity that costs more than replacing the entire pipe.
177. In your many boxes of various nuts & bolts, there are only two sizes. Too big and too small.
178. Nothing tastes as good as the neighbours grass.
179. It is impossible to stay dry when fixing water leaks.
180. If you plan to fix a water leak and the short in the electric fence on the same afternoon, do the fence first. Wet boots makes for good sparks.
